February 2011
2 posts
“when you graduate from school, no one is going to give a shit about what you...”
– GABE!
January 2011
5 posts
Classic
me: so i may or may not have gone to mcdonald's for lunch and gotten a double quarter pounder meal
hard to say, really
but even more interesting
i may or may not be seriously considering going and getting another double quarter pounder meal
Kristin: nope.
no you arent
you keep your butt in that chair
and think about all the starving people...in their cubes at public relations agencies
who ate a salad for lunch and want to eat their own fingers
me: hahahahahahaha
Kristin: YOU JUST THINK ABOUT THEM ART ALAMO
me: hahahahaha
Kristin: two double quarter pounders.
me: i can't explain to you
Kristin: man oh man
me: how much it didn't even make a dent in my hunger
i NEVER second lunch
on occasion i don't first lunch
but i'm thinking it's a second lunch kinda day
Kristin: two double quater pounders with cheese is 1480 calories and 84 grams of fat
yeah, i said it.
me: oh you nasty!
Kristin: desperate times
me: so i should just get more fries is what you're saying
Kristin: hahahaha
two medium fries are 760 calories and 38 grams of fat
awwww shiiiiiii
Sent at 2: 32 PM on Friday
Kristin: you've gone, haven't you.
WatchI spent the majority of this day watching this on repeat and it never got less funny
November 2010
3 posts
October 2010
7 posts
WatchDrive-Thru Law Office!
Lawyer friends, thoughts?
I'm Thinking About It
Potential.
Hate is as American As Apple Farms
In other words, immigration itself is not nearly so much the problem as our failure to expect that immigrants will, in fact, become Americans. If someone crawled under barbed wire to escape the hell-hole of North Korea, or, for that matter, the drug wars of Juarez, the real question is not so much did they have a reason to leave? Of course they did. The real question is this: do they have...
September 2010
1 post
July 2010
4 posts
“An upper layer of Earth’s atmosphere recently collapsed in an unexpectedly...”
– “Something is going on that we do not understand.”
HELLOOOOOOOOO 2012!
June 2010
6 posts
Falling in Love All Over Again
I knew a guy in high school who couldn’t talk very well and collected sticks, he used to call the teacher ‘mum’ and during recess we would give him money to dance. Then sell him sticks to get our money back. He went on to become a fitness instructor so I view gyms as kind of like those factories that provide a community service by employing people with down syndrome to lick...
May 2010
1 post
April 2010
8 posts
Sold!
cybil shepherd has joined the cast of an upcoming lifetime original movie, playing a body waxer at a women’s salon who is stunned to discover that her former texas homecoming-queen daughter is working as a prostitute to pay the bills
Pegged
Oh look, an article about ME AND EVERYONE I KNOW. How fun?
March 2010
5 posts
WatchI am going to have conflicting emotions about how much this movie makes me laugh!
VERY CONFLICTING!
Can’t wait.
WatchThis is probably the funniest video I will see this year. I am in awe.
February 2010
9 posts
WatchArt and Dash, basically.