"when you graduate from school, no one is going to give a shit about what you want or who you think you are or any of the other ways in which you have been led to believe that you are a special snowflake. It’s going to take years and years of mildly mind-numbing work in terrible jobs while living in disappointing apartments with other malformed 20-somethings who also aren’t real human beings yet and who do nothing but constantly surprise you with the ways in which they can be selfish and stupid and depressing to the point where it’s almost a decade into your friendship and you realize you don’t actually have that much in common with them other than some shared youthful experience that ended forever ago and now you kind of wish you had new friends who share your ambitions and life-goals that, surprisingly, you are only JUST NOW getting a real handle on and oh wow guess what, you are also old. So giggle it up in your dorm cafeteria, chuckleheads."
Periodically I’m just going to post a video in a blatant attempt to get Di Won to reblog me. Because I miss her. Deal with it.
I’ ve seen videos from this fellow before, but holy hell — about halfway through this one really takes the cake. And when it gets to the dancing, just keep your eyes on the dog and try NOT to laugh so hard you pee in your pants. I couldn’t.
Classic
- me: so i may or may not have gone to mcdonald's for lunch and gotten a double quarter pounder meal
- hard to say, really
- but even more interesting
- i may or may not be seriously considering going and getting another double quarter pounder meal
- Kristin: nope.
- no you arent
- you keep your butt in that chair
- and think about all the starving people...in their cubes at public relations agencies
- who ate a salad for lunch and want to eat their own fingers
- me: hahahahahahaha
- Kristin: YOU JUST THINK ABOUT THEM ART ALAMO
- me: hahahahaha
- Kristin: two double quarter pounders.
- me: i can't explain to you
- Kristin: man oh man
- me: how much it didn't even make a dent in my hunger
- i NEVER second lunch
- on occasion i don't first lunch
- but i'm thinking it's a second lunch kinda day
- Kristin: two double quater pounders with cheese is 1480 calories and 84 grams of fat
- yeah, i said it.
- me: oh you nasty!
- Kristin: desperate times
- me: so i should just get more fries is what you're saying
- Kristin: hahahaha
- two medium fries are 760 calories and 38 grams of fat
- awwww shiiiiiii
- Sent at 2: 32 PM on Friday
- Kristin: you've gone, haven't you.
I spent the majority of this day watching this on repeat and it never got less funny
I just took everything else off my Christmas list.
In some arguments, everyone wins.
It’s gone so far into No it’s become a YESSSSSSSSSS
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